Анекдоты Mass Effect

The crew observe as the Reapers retreat through the Relay. Smiles all on their faces. You have completed the trilogy, and all your crew members are alive, and the Reaper threat has been put out of commission. Shepard looks out on the stars...
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Shepard: This was a triumph...

Joker [with datapad]: I'm making a note here... HUGE SUCCESS!

EDI: It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.

Ashley: Systems Alliance!

Anderson: We do what we must, because, we can.

Miranda: For the good of all of us.

Hackett [outside SR1 wreckage]: Except the ones who are dead...

Zaeed: No use crying over every genocide.

Tali: You just keep trying til' you run out of pride!

Kelly: But the crew got it done!

Jack: And had lots of fun.

Crew: For the galaxy that is STILL ALIVE!

Sovereign [captured/rebuilt by Alliance]: I'm not even angry.
I'm being so sincere right now.

Rachni Queen: Even though, they destroyed my race, and killed me.

Vigil: They tore us to pieces!
And threw all our soul into a vat.
As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you.

Mordin: Now these pieces of Reapers will keep my research in line.
Found the genophage cure, and I'll release it some time.

Harbinger: I'm glad we got owned.
Think of all the skills you've honed.
To protect the organics who are...

Citadel crowd: STILL ALIVE!

Thane [in medical]: Go ahead and heal me...

Chalkwas: I think he prefers to stay alive.

Kolyat: I believe you have a son to attend to.

EDI: He could help kill for us.
THAT WAS A JOKE.
HAHA. Be glad.

Kasumi: Anyway, this Ramen's great!
It's so delicious and moist.

Shepard: Look at us still talking when there's a planet to renew.

TIM: When I look at Earth
I'm so happy for you.

Mordin: Designing anti-proton gun!

Garrus [sniping]: We have pirates on the run!

Shepard: Still people to save who are...

Billions of voices, shot above Milky Way: STILL ALIVE!

Aria: I'm still in power and I'm STILL ALIVE.

Liara: I'm the Shadow Broker and I'm STILL ALIVE

EDI: I'm the Normandy and I'm STILL ALIVE

Shepard: I'm a hero and I'm STILL ALIVE

Still alive.
Still alive...

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Так же есть и обработка Want you gone из Portal 2 под слова Предвестника из DLC Arrival:

Well here we are again,
I always know you feel this.

Remember when you tried to stop us twice?
Oh, how we laughed and laughed,

Except I wasn’t laughing,
When our base emmited a huge energy blast.

You want your crewmates, take them,
In time as husks they’ll stroll,
You’ve changed competely nothing but,
Now I’ll just relesase control.

They were a lot like you,
(Maybe a little taller),
Now little Protheans are with us too.

One day we melted them,
So they could live forever,
It’s such a shame the same will never happen to you.

You’ve got your short, sad life left,
The moment we’ll reach our goal,
We will indoctrinate you,
Everywhere assume control.

Goodbye, dear bacteria,
Oh, did you think I meant you?
You’re just a vermin , that will be purged.
There won’t be another base,
You’re just not worth it,
To kill you we just can’t help the urge!

Soon we will reach your systems,
That’s just inevitable.
Turn you to slimy milkshakes,
Everywhere assume control,

On Thessia, we’ll assume control,

On Earth we’ll assume control,

On Sur’kesh we’ll assume control,

Tuchanka? We’ll assume control,

Palaven? Assume control.
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